So I’ve decided that my Wi-Fi will be my Valentine. We just have this connection.
My left hand fits in my right hand like it’s made just for me.
I need a six-month long summer, twice a year.
I am so out of shape, like Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.
Why do some couples make their relationship status ‘single’ every time they fight? You don’t see me putting ‘orphan’ every time I fight with my parents.
If at any time during this year I have annoyed you, pissed you off, or said the wrong thing, then suck it up because the new year isn’t going to be any different.
Santa saw your Facebook photos. He’s getting you clothes for Christmas.
Is it acceptable for me to hibernate through high school?