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When I was in first grade, all of the kids would put stickers on their faces and it was this weird status symbol thing because whoever had the biggest sticker was automatically the coolest kid in the class. So one day, my friend and I stole her older sister’s enormous puffy, white stickers from her bathroom so we could be super cool for a day. Long story short, we walked into school that morning with pads stuck to our foreheads.

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Me: I like your shirt! Boy: Thank you, I got it for fifty percent off. Me: I could take it one hundred percent off. Boy: reblog like 2324

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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What if Leonardo DiCaprio never died in ‘Titanic’? The end scene of ‘Titanic’ is of him going underwater, but the beginning scene of ‘Inception’ is of him waking up on a beach. It’s like a movie within a movie.

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reblog like 229 Friends: Why have you never had a boyfriend? Me: I coat myself with boy repellent every morning. It's very effective. reblog like 1390

And in that moment, I swear you stole that joke from Tumblr.

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Where can I download a boyfriend?

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Can we just agree that Jennifer Lawrence sums up our generation?

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